Friday, April 13, 2007

Crazy Drunk Tourist Paradigm



I walked past this building for months without noticing how interesting it is. Then, last week and dinner at Lori's with Stefan, I walked down the other side of market.

I usually stay on one side of Market Street. To me, it seems safer. Less traffic, less people standing around. Originally, though, it was because there are fewer streets to cross... And let's face it. Cars are a bigger danger than panhandlers.

I assume all cars, busses, taxis are driven by Crazy Drunk Tourists. I've seen them go the wrong way on one way streets. Run red lights. Drive over the curb. Make illegal and dangerous U-turns in the middle of the street. That, and jaywalking crazy drunk tourists coiuld send anyone up a curb.

Don't get me started on Stupid Stoned Maniac bicyclists...

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